by we I mean whoever is credited in the story, i.e. everyone who's bored with me. here we go:
Clive
By Green and Caddy
Once upon a time, there was the darkest man ever. His name was Clive and he was suspect. And I mean suspect TO THE EXTREME! You could hear him analysing texts from the centre of the Maccy's restaurant. Customers would steal Napkins and salt. He would never try to analyse big Macs as they didn't talk to strangers. But Clive knew how to speak maccinese and was soon deep in the river. The Mac’s disagreed with his attitude and violent acronyms. So they fucked him up. The end.
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