Another post it story

Here's a slightly more diversely authored story for your delectation.
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Quinn

By Green, MedderZ, Will, Gina and Mel

once upon a time there was a wizard who was a jizzard called Quinn who liked to eat trumpet pizza and small children who had large heads that also exploded into a vagina. He lived in a massive cavernous vagina that sat in a cafe in a dragon’s spleen. Also, he was a German guy from France. He liked small children's vagical spells for he was a paedophile wizard who liked felching, which he learned at wizard school. He got an A... for AIDS, and died. The end.

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