Friday, 1 October 2010

IT'S A HAPPY happy happ... *snore*

So my day started out great! good friends, good company AWESOME band practice. but then I started to run down... I have some trouble getting sleep most of the time and today it caught up with me, thank god for my english buddy for jabbing me when I nodded off in english lang, although to be honest, adjectives? *snore* I fully fell asleep in law too, i hate this and I'm missing tons of info. I have to learn to get some rest.
On the other hand, kudos to hope, maybe i'll get her a shmoo...

Ah, yes... shmoo
shmoo is a drink you can buy at college, it's kinda a thickshake but it's like trying to suck jabba the hutt's colon through a straw... Hope loves this shite. she clearly has massive manly lungs because i can't slurp that stuff for anything, IT'S SO THICK!!!!!

I got my provisional driver's licence today, lookin forward to hitting the road now... unfortunately I have to have a fully insured car first... this sucks
a car costs around £800, which is fine. Unfortunately insurance costs in excess of £1000 a year, WHAT THE FUCK!!??
As usual chavs are to blame, they think it's cool to build new bit for their chavmobiles in order to make them more "bangin" and then strap a baked bean tin to the exhaust to cause massive amounts of noise pollution before driving down the road at 60 mph and colliding with a mondeo which, because it hasn't had 80% of the bodywork replaced with chipboard reduces the "bangin ride" to dust.
the chav, stripped of his only symbol of manhood then proceeds to attempt a territorial display at which point the owner of the mondeo reminds him he was driving a G WIZ and demands compensation for the wood chippings stuck in his bonnet. because the chav can't read the compensation form or even spell compensation his insurance company must fork over some money. because the chav is male and 18-21 all other males of 18-21 are him and therefore must pay disgusting amounts of cash for insurance.
I am in that age group. that's right. I AM ROAD SATAN

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